Well, that’s sports terminology, and this doesn’t apply to sports, but is nonetheless amazing. Scarlett Johansson is going to play Jenna Jameson. While I would prefer Jenna to play Jenna because Jenna=Goddess, I am also happy for Scarlett who apparently was good friend with a friend of mine back in the day and who I may or may not have partied with (I do not know, I was probably drunk). Don’t you love obscure references to obscure connections like that? Anyway, start the countdown.
UPDATE: Here’s a little bit more on it.
UPDATED UPDATE: Blasphemy! It was all a lie!