Walking across Times Square today I noticed definitive proof that New York City is actually running faster than the rest of the world. On the corner of 43rd and Broadway (or is that 7th - anyway, on 43rd in Times Square, Northeast corner), there are the world clocks. Digital clocks that show the time in Times Square, Tokyo, London, and I believe Paris or something like that, maybe Milan, could be more, I don’t know. Point being, this morning I was shocked to see that while every other clock listed the time as {X Hour}:55, Times Square was listed at 8:56. NEW YORK CITY IS MOVING ONE MINUTE FASTER THAN THE REST OF THE WORLD! AMAZING!

This despite the fact that Americans are as fat as ever.

Back again with some renegade masters or some such thing.  Sorry for the gap the size of the space between Michael Strahan’s (By the way, why’s he holding out?  Didn’t his wife just basically rob him in a divorce?) two front teeth between postings.  I’ve been busy with various important things (vacation) and other less important things (work).  So I’m back here with a boss out of town for about three weeks now and me going to be supremely bored.  Hopefully I’ll get some good creative things done and not just some good creative drinking.

In 1959, apparently this happened with Nixon and Khrushchev.

Did somebody say Khrushchev? *Disco ball drops down and techno starts - Communist family begins dancing* (<– Family Guy)